if you’re pretending from the start
like this, with a tight grip, then my kiss
can mend your broken heart
i might miss everything you said to me
so, erm, i made a thing? it’s only my first, so it’s not super amazing, but… it’s zutara?
FRED WEASLEY DID NOT DIE FOR THIS
"Fornicating, drug-addicted Evolutionist!"
Holy shit this is real life and this is scary as fuck. This woman is literally forcing unhealthy opinions on her children, while destroying literature.
that’s on fanfiction.net
so i’m gona have to get you to read my immortal before you worry about its veracity
jeekoness read it; They said they’re pretty sure it’s a parody.
Also, “Southern twang” - does this version not take place in England? I’m confused.
- 1.Kissed a girl?
- 2.Kissed a boy?
- 3.Had sex in public?
- 4.What’s your religion?
- 5.What does your URL mean?
- 6.Reason you joined tumblr?
- 7.Do you have any nicknames?
- 8.Do you like bubble bath?
- 9.Kissed in the rain?
- 10.Dyed your hair?
- 11.Soup or salad?
- 12.Vegetable or meat?
- 13.Go out drinking?
- 14.Smoke cigarettes?
- 15.Smoke weed?
- 16.Do any hard drugs?
- 17.Have you had sex today?
- 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
- 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
- 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
- 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
- 22.Tried to commit suicide?
- 23.The last time you felt broken?
- 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
- 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
- 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
- 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
- 28.Do you sing in the shower?
- 29.Do you dance in the car?
- 30.Where were you yesterday?
- 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
- 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- 34.Is Christmas stressful?
- 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
- 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- 37.Do you believe in ghosts?
- 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- 39.Take a vitamin daily?
- 40.Wear slippers?
- 41.Wear a bath robe?
- 42.What do you wear to bed?
- 43.Do you want to get married?
- 44.Can you curl your tongue?
- Relationship preference:
- 45.How many relationships have you had?
- 46.How can I win your heart?
- 47.what makes a great relationship?
- 48.Shy OR open?
- 50.Religious OR non-religious?
- 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
- 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
- 53.Piercings OR no piercings?
- 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
- 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
For some reason Fox News allowed Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson to give his opinion on the problems with ISIS, unwittingly showing that Christian fundamentalists and Muslim fundamentalists are extremely similar.
They won’t get it though.
Trigger warning: Breakfast
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
how is she on the fucking cover yet they wont expell the fucking rapist wtf
Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives
but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!
September 22nd, 1994
#i said it once on the weekenders blog i own kids show especially as fabulously written as atla are the best thing you can ask for kids show have more heart than ‘adult’ shows because the team of writers are more focused on their brainchild since they work on a relatively obscure cloud of anonimity i’d take atla - the weekenders - fillmore! - gravity falls etc. over any adult show katara’s choice was a noble one it requires more strength not to follow these insticts and see the positive in the world katara is my favorite character